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Fires Jokes

Otter Puns
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Fire Puns
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
Funny Marriage Quotes
"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Movie Pick Up Lines
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.