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Fifteen Jokes

Funny Limericks
There was a Young Girl of Majorca,
Whose aunt was a very fast walker;
She walked seventy miles,
And leaped fifteen stiles,
Which astonished that Girl of Majorca.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Funny Money Quotes
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
Quotes
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
Sam Ewing
Cow Puns
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.