Fields Jokes

The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Why was the physicist studying gravitational fields handsomer than the one studying electrical fields?
Electrical Fields may be repulsive at times, but Gravitational Fields are forever attractive.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.