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Example Jokes

Quotes
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Buffalo Puns
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents.
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
Music Puns
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.

For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot.”
Medieval Puns
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
Puns
Several epidemics throughout history have many similarities in characteristics.
For example, many diseases evolved from poor hygiene between animals and humans and a rise in urban population and interregional communication. Many had very similar effects and modes of transmission.

Because of the similarities, many historians are looking into allegations of these diseases stealing each other's methods, committing plague-iarism.
Anti Jokes
An Irishman, a Chinaman and an American all walk into a bar. This is an excellent example of integrated community.