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Events Jokes

Pig Puns
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
Electricity Puns
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
Lightning Puns
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
Beaver Puns
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Fruit Puns
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.