I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.