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Dude Jokes

Ear Puns
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
Clever Jokes
Who is this Rorschach dude and why does he paint so many paintings of my father beating me?
One Liners and Short Jokes
I saw a homeless dude and gave him a dollar.
Then I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Ski Puns
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
One Liners for Kids
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”