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Electricity Puns
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
Beaver Puns
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Water Puns
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
River Puns
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Lightning Puns
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
Sink Puns
I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.