Crisis Jokes

Why don't some men have a mid-life crisis? They're stuck in adolescence.
“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
Henry Kissinger
I told my bully he was just a child having an existential crisis.
He said “I know you are, but what am I?”
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had...
Does money even matter?
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a crisis?
I was gonna walk barefoot through the yard.
But that would cause an ecological crisis.
If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis...
Would it even matter?