Comic Jokes

"Being a good husband is like being a standup comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld
Why did Comic Sans divorce Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.
What do you get when you spill soup on a comic book? Souperman.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.