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Collecting Jokes

Poop Puns
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
Appliance Puns
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
Marriage Puns
Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins?
They have no common cents.
Fridge Puns
A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
Wine Puns
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.