Jokes > Tags > Classic Jokes

Classic Jokes

Squirrel Puns
Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Birthday Puns
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
Literary Pick Up Lines
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Guitar Puns
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Panda Puns
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
Deodorant Puns
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.