Cheat Jokes

I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition.
A lion would never cheat on its wife.
But a Tiger wood.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.