Chain Jokes

Onion Puns

Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.

Puns

I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.

Hockey Puns

If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?

Pun Puns

How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.

Football Puns

Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!