Cells Jokes

Brain Puns

Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.

Blood Puns

What do you say when two red blood cells get married?
Coagulations!

Why are blood physicians so rich?
Because blood cells.

Son: What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad: Their effort goes in vein.

Funny Marriage Quotes

“Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body’s cells have been replaced, you’re meant to experience that seven-year itch.”

—Yoko Ono

Biology Puns

How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.

Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.