Causing Jokes

Boat Puns

My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.

Space Pick Up Lines

You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.

Space Puns

The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.

Irish Puns

Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!