Catfish Jokes

Cat Puns

Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?

Mouse Puns

Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.

Fish Puns

Why are mice afraid of the water?
Because of catfish.

Fishing Puns

What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!