Bullet Jokes

Anti Jokes

What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?
A bullet.

Gun Puns

A sad bullet comes home to his family.
"Honey you look terrible!" Exclaims his wife. "What happened?"
"I got fired."

Crocodile Puns

Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.

Puns

What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea.

Chuck Norris Jokes

This morning Chuck Norris was shot.
Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition