Bruce Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
"Parenthood is a lot easier to get into then out of." – Bruce Lansky
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,Broco Lee.