Bruce Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
"Parenthood is a lot easier to get into then out of." – Bruce Lansky
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,Broco Lee.