Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.