Breed Jokes

Dog Puns

What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha

What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.

What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.

What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.

Crow Puns

I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.

Animal Puns

Why can’t you breed a eel with and eagle?
It’s Eeleagle.

Ice Cream Puns

What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.