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4th of July Pick Up Lines
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Easter Pick Up Lines
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Halloween Pick Up Lines
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!