Automatic Jokes

Knight Puns

Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!

Spain Puns

How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.

Witch Puns

What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!

Orange Puns

I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.