Asian Jokes

Lobster Puns

What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.

Pot Puns

I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!

Fire Puns

My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.

Color Puns

My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.