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Christian Pick Up Lines
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else