Address Jokes

Monster Puns

I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.

Mummy Puns

Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"

Italy Puns

What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.

Toilet Puns

I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.

Clean Jokes

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now, let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"