Address Jokes

Clean Jokes

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now, let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

Monster Puns

I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.

Italy Puns

What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.

Mummy Puns

Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"

Toilet Puns

I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.