My wife said we needed to have a serious talk about my obsession with furniture.
I said we could table it for now.
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
A coworker said, "Oh my gosh there's a mouse on your desk!"
To which, I replied "I know! And it's not working!"
My wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
I put some desks and a whiteboard in my living room today.
It made it look a little more classy.
What did the first plate say to the second plate?
"Dinner's on me!"
If you're wondering what to donate to a soup kitchen...
...a dining set would be chair-i-table
A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
What’s the healthiest piece of furniture?
The vege-table
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
Which noble man loves sitting at a round table?
Sir Cumference
My wife chose a new dining table with a metal frame instead of a wooden one
I complimented her on picking an unteak.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture... But when I got home, the tables were turned