Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.