My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
I asked my husband to please press pause on the movie We were watching.
He called the dog over for the task, wanted to press his paws.
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
I found out my wife is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
My fiance is kidding... She's due in 7 months!