I asked my husband to please press pause on the movie We were watching.
He called the dog over for the task, wanted to press his paws.
I got a parking ticket today and my husband just laughed.
He thought it was a fine joke.
My husband slapped a fly off the door and said 'Not on my watch!'
I told him "That's a door"
I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses...
But I couldn't ignore the red flags!
I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound.
He said, "He can't have my nose, I need it!"