I have a spouse in a different nation.
The Imagination.
How do you tell others that your Israeli husband made coffee?
Hebrew.
My wife got mad at me for being lazy... It's not like I did something!
I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses...
But I couldn't ignore the red flags!
Daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no, so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said...
"Then why are you shaking?"