If the Hubble Telescope got married...
It would be called the Hubby Telescope.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend but he kept asking her for another shot.
What does a cow call their spouse?
Significant udder.
My wife got mad at me for being lazy... It's not like I did something!
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."