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Medical Pick Up Lines
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Mummy Puns
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
Italy Puns
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Ancient Rome Puns
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
The Only Parachute
Paratroopers from England, Scotland, France and the US were on a plane. During World War II, four paratroopers each from England, Scotland, France and the US, were on a plane about to jump when they realized there was only one serviceable parachute. The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac, said "Pour la France!" and jumped without the parachute. The American downed a glass of bourbon, said "For freedom!" and jumped without the parachute. The Scotsman downed a glass of whiskey, said "For Scotland!" and threw the Englishman.