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Cowboy Jokes
Why’d did the cowboy have a wiener dog?
Someone told him to get a long little doggie
Meat Puns
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Food puns
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
Cowboy Puns
Why’d did the cowboy have a wiener dog?
Someone told him to get a long little doggie
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener

I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is near to the ground
My owner’s take me for a drag not a walk
Guess that's why they named me Cigarette!

(Rob Carmack)
Hot Dog Puns
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
The Wife, the Grill and the Sausage
A man notices his wife's butt is getting big. I bet your butt is as big as my grill." He tells her. His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they're about the same size. That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky. "Not tonight," says his wife. He asks her why not, to which she responds, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little wiener?"
An Inappropriate Girth Remark
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignores his remark. A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side. "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignores his remark. Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug her and stroke her until the wife said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you're out of your mind!!"