What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".