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taastrup ikea Jokes

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Utensils Puns
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
Mango Puns
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
Dad Jokes
Why do Norwegians build their own tables?
No Ikea!
Furniture Puns
I know a good joke about Ikea furniture, but I'm still putting it together.
Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?
Because they have some Swede deals!