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quokka gourde Jokes

Fall Puns

My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!

Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.

Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.

Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.

Violin Puns

I made a fiddle from a squash yesterday...
... i think it's broken, it only plays gourd vibrations.

Pumpkin Puns

You've really struck a gourd with me...

This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!

What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.

What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!

My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.

I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.

My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.

I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.

This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.

My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.

What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?

Halloween Puns

What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?
"Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!"

Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.

Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.

My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!

Swimming Puns

Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!