Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
Why did the dolphin end its own life?
It was missing a porpoise.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?