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Ice Puns
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Werewolf Puns
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Witty Horoscope Quotes
“Cancers are Moonchildren; totally influenced by the waxing and waning cycles of the Moon. Asking them to remain in one feeling, one mood, or one state of mind is pure insanity.”
— Sherene Schostak
The Programmer's Cycle
Software development cycle: 1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. 4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs. 5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4. 6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released. 7. Users find 137 new bugs. 8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found. 9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones. 10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits. 11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs. 12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch. 13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
Mountain Puns
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
Bicycle Puns
I avoid bike trails after dark. They are full of cycle paths.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
One Liners for Kids
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
Viking Puns
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Puns
Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.
It's a vicious cycle.
Cycling Pick Up Lines
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.