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Tom Jones Syndrome
A guy goes to the doctor. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
Breakfast Puns
I'm not too fond of not finishing my entire bowl of cereal. I think I have irritable bowl syndrome.
Doctor Puns
The doctor told me I shouldn’t eat alphabet soup.
I suffer from irritable vowel syndrome.
I ride share to work regularly, but if I'm in the backseat when we go through a tunnel I have a massive anxiety attack.
My doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
Arm Puns
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
One Liners and Short Jokes
At first I thought my therapy for Stockholm syndrome was bad for me.
But now I kind of like it.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith