Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”