A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, “Come on, a dog?” The owner says, “How about a cat?” The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!” The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, “I’ve got it! A
centipede!” The man says, “A
centipede? I can’t imagine a
centipede doing anything, but okay… I’ll try a
centipede.”
He gets the
centipede home and says to the
centipede, “Clean the kitchen.” Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and… it’s immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away. The counter-tops have been cleaned and the appliances are sparkling. Even the floor was waxed. He’s absolutely amazed. He says to the
centipede, “Go clean the living room.”
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet has been vacuumed, the furniture cleaned and dusted and the pillows on the sofa plumped. It even watered the plants.
The man thinks to himself, “This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!” Next he says to the
centipede, “Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper.” The
centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later…no
centipede. 20 minutes later… no
centipede. 30 minutes later… no
centipede.
By this point the man is wondering what’s going on. The
centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes. 45 minutes later… still no
centipede!
He can’t imagine what could have happened. Did the
centipede run away? Did it get run over by a car? Where is that
centipede? S
o he goes to the front door, opens it…and there’s the
centipede sitting right outside. The man says, “Hey! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What’s the matter??!!”
“I’m goin’! I’m goin’! I’m just putting’ on my shoes!”