What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.