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apocalypse Jokes

apocalypse Jokes and more.
Chuck Norris Jokes
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Zombie Puns
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
Heart Puns
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
Funny Running Quotes
"Run. Because zombies will eat the untrained ones first."
From the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide