What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”