Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.