When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.