Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.