Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.