I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.