Planet Puns

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Planet Puns

What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.