Planet Puns

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Planet Puns

I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was NOT worth the trip.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.