What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.