Physics Pick Up Lines

If you use these pick-up lines, don't be surprised if things get physical!

Physics Pick Up Lines

According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.