Music Jokes

These comical music jokes hit all the right notes!

Music Jokes

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.
A while ago, my friend told me not to listen to loud music.
I haven’t heard from that guy since.
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."